Octo PatchHi My Name is Mark
We make lots of things, and patches are one of them. This patch is so realistic it comes with this warning: We don't advise you wear it in the ocean. We can't be responsible if a cephalopod tries and somehow succeeds in making sweet, sweet love to you. That was just plain weird. We just can't be responsible for any more human octopus offspring just because we sold you an amazing looking product. You've been warned.
Sticker Size 3" diameter