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You'd be amazed on how many animals you can slap some extra legs on to make it part of the octopus family. Speaking of family, this clever design was done by our friend PASA. you may recognize his name as the sculptor of our Octopus Toys, or more so his work as a Funko sculptor. 

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• ink based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

There was a time when you weren't considered a street skater until you could do a handplant. It was a beautifully stupid time in skateboarding. This beautiful illustration was done by the very talented Brother Merle.

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• ink based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

The tattoo term FLASH originated in the late 1800s from traveling circuses, where artists "flashed" their work to passersby. But did you know that most of the english words we use today we owe to traveling circuses? 

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

Now clearly this design should have been named the ATTACK tee, and maybe it was, until Derrick, the unpaid intern, made a typo. Did we fire Derrick? Did he mysteriously disappear the same day we planted those rose bushes in the HMNIM HQ backyard? Some questions we'll just never know the answer to. Stay out of the bushes.

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

Shrooms, some people think it is short for "Shrimp-broom". Which would be a very specific type of broom for only sweeping up shrimp. They would be wrong, it is short for something totally different and not a billion dollar idea like a Shrimp/broom*

*note to self: trademark shrimp-broom.

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

You can keep it real or you can keep it Realish. Alot less pressure to keep it Realish. You don't want to over do it out there, let's all relax and do your semi best.

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

Nothing beats the feeling of doing an air on a skateboard. We've all been there, up on the vert ramp, shoulder to shoulder with the Hawk-man, doing the final drop in for gold, and you owe it all to this shirt. 

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

The MONSTER tee, but what is a monster? Maybe try and get to know them before labeling them? Sure it has extra eyes, sharp teeth, poisonous spikes...scratch that, books have covers for a reason, judge away this is text book monster.

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

• LIMIT 2 PER CUSTOMER
• Hand-poured metal
• Art by Terminal Radness
• name MARK
• Black Rubber back stops
• 1.75" x 1.25"

• LIMIT 2 PER CUSTOMER
• Hand-poured metal
• six seven six seven
• name BOOK
• Black Rubber back stops
• 1.75" x 1.25"

• LIMIT 2 PER CUSTOMER
• Hand-poured metal
• What a nerd
• name BOOKTOPUS
• Black Rubber back stops
• 1.75" x 1.25"

This color is hard to describe, not red, not pink, sort of in between, a hybrid. Did we just invent a new color? Introducing "Pid" pink + red, no that's terrible, red + pink "Rink", ugh that might be even worse. Maybe file this under "a photo is worth a thousand words".  If you come up with anything better than "Pid", let us know. 

Sticker Size 6.5" X 8"

To say that Lewis Rossignol has a unique style of art, would be an understatement. His mix of surrealist and experimental contemporary drawing make for some of the most interesting art you're likely to see.  

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

If ever there was a shirt that you could smell through your screen, but in a good way, not in a smelly gross way. 

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

This shirt just screams out for a kid's theme song about a happy octopus, who's having a wonderful time, but behind those eyes, there's something darker, those eyes, they've seen some stuff go down and they aren't scared to get their tentacles dirty. You've been warned. 

• Canyon tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

This shirt just screams out for a kid's theme song about a happy octopus, who's having a wonderful time, but behind those eyes, there's something darker, those eyes, they've seen some stuff go down and they aren't scared to get their tentacles dirty. You've been warned. 

• Ice Blue tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• INK based ink
• Comfort Colors blank
  
• Boxy Fit