HEADWEAR

We know we called this Neon Yellow, but it's more "tennis ball yellow". We feel much better now, let the truth set you free. 

• 100% Twill
• Raised 3D Gray Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Goes with everything
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

If it is possible to purchase aura points, then those points would be this hat. And before you argue, let's just agree you're wrong, and this hat is everything. Add to cart.

• 100% Twill
• Raised 3D Gray Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Goes on your head
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

Maroon, the only color to be both a verb and a noun. Try it out. Fill in this blank with any other color and it won't work.  The marauding pirates sailed to a desolate island, where they _________ the prisoners they captured. 

• 100% Twill
• Raised 3D Gray Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Goes with everything
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

Don't get triggered the on fleek trill HMNIM Octopus hat that is way extra, Yaas! Live your best turnt life. It is hat AF, so no FOMO. Look bougie in this and don't be salty. Bye Felicia. #blessed IRL

• 100% Black Twill
• Raised 3D White Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Cyan Blue accent color
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me

This is the Black/Pink colorway, not to be confused with the South Korea Girl group Black Pink, if you are looking for a Kpop band this isn't it, this is a hat. 

• 100% Black Twill
• Raised 3D Hot Pink Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Hot Pink accent color
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me

For those who love pink and can't get enough of it, we had the HMNIM scientists create an all PINK hat, it's more Pink that is legally allowed by law. 

• 100% Twill
• Raised 3D Pink Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Goes with everything
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

For those who love blue and can't get enough of it, we had the HMNIM scientists create an all BLUE hat, it's more Blue that is legally allowed by law. 

• 100% Twill
• Raised 3D Blue Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Goes with everything
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

If you are a ninja, (and if you are, that's awesome), this is the hat that 9 out of 10 ninjas recommend.  And nothing beats a ninja, well a samurai might, but let's not open that can of ninjas vs. samurais debate again.   

• 100% Black Twill
• Raised 3D Black Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Black on Black on Black
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.

If you are a ninja, (and if you are, that's awesome), this is the hat that 9 out of 10 ninjas recommend.  And nothing beats a ninja, well a samurai might, but let's not open that can of ninjas vs. samurais debate again.   

• 100% Black Twill
• Raised 3D Black Embroidery
• Adjustable Snap Back
• Black on Black on Black
• One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.