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If it is possible to purchase aura points, then those points would be this hat. And before you argue, let's just agree you're wrong, and this hat is everything. Add to cart.
- 100% Twill
- Raised 3D Gray Embroidery
- Adjustable Snap Back
- Goes on your head
- One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.
There was a time when you weren't considered a street skater until you could do a handplant. It was a beautifully stupid time in skateboarding. This beautiful illustration was done by the very talented Brother Merle.
- Blossom color tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
The Grim Reaper can take many shapes, the hooded figure we've all come to love is the most recognizable, but if you were to ask the little old ladies down at the mall, they would all tell you that Death's final form is a skateboarder. Skate or Die!
Please use UPS or DHL for International shipping only.
- 32.5" long
- 9.5" at it's widest
- 17.5" wheelbase
- Art by Burrito Breath
- Green edition limited to 250
- Hand Numbered
Maroon, the only color to be both a verb and a noun. Try it out. Fill in this blank with any other color and it won't work. The marauding pirates sailed to a desolate island, where they _________ the prisoners they captured.
- 100% Twill
- Raised 3D Gray Embroidery
- Adjustable Snap Back
- Goes with everything
- One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.
If you are a ninja, (and if you are, that's awesome), this is the hat that 9 out of 10 ninjas recommend. And nothing beats a ninja, well a samurai might, but let's not open that can of ninjas vs. samurais debate again.
- 100% Black Twill
- Raised 3D Black Embroidery
- Adjustable Snap Back
- Black on Black on Black
- One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.
For those who love blue and can't get enough of it, we had the HMNIM scientists create an all BLUE hat, it's more Blue that is legally allowed by law.
- 100% Twill
- Raised 3D Blue Embroidery
- Adjustable Snap Back
- Goes with everything
- One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.
For those who love pink and can't get enough of it, we had the HMNIM scientists create an all PINK hat, it's more Pink that is legally allowed by law.
- 100% Twill
- Raised 3D Pink Embroidery
- Adjustable Snap Back
- Goes with everything
- One size fits all (OSFA) or most (OSFM) or (THFM) This hat fits me.
Shrooms, some people think it is short for "Shrimp-broom". Which would be a very specific type of broom for only sweeping up shrimp. They would be wrong, it is short for something totally different and not a billion dollar idea like a Shrimp/broom*
*note to self: trademark shrimp-broom.
- Granite color tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
Is it silver or is it chrome? If you can't tell the difference then that's on you. Clearly this is silver with just a dash of chrome. Sprinkled in like fairy dust, giving this sticker something special, almost magical.
Sticker Size 6.5" X 8"
The MONSTER tee, but what is a monster? Maybe try and get to know them before labeling them? Sure it has extra eyes, sharp teeth, poisonous spikes...scratch that, books have covers for a reason, judge away this is text book monster.
- Mustard tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
The insulated Mug you've been looking for. The biggest problem with the standard mug is the giant gapping hole in the top. It lets out the heat, or maybe the cold, depending on the liquid of choice. But this mug is different, it is insulated and they figured out that if you cover the top, it can stay hot for 4 hours, or cold for 16 hours. Science has finally done something for us!
- Klean Kanteen brand
- 14oz Size
- Dishwasher safe
- Made from recycled steel
- Splash-proof Flip Lid
- Insulated (hot/cold)
- BPA Free and Lead Free
- GOLD Colorway
Yellow Sticker that pretty much sums it up. It's Yellow and it's a sticker.
Sticker Size 7" X 9"
This color is hard to describe, not red, not pink, sort of in between, a hybrid. Did we just invent a new color? Introducing "Pid" pink + red, no that's terrible, red + pink "Rink", ugh that might be even worse. Maybe file this under "a photo is worth a thousand words". If you come up with anything better than "Pid", let us know.
Sticker Size 6.5" X 8"
The tattoo term FLASH originated in the late 1800s from traveling circuses, where artists "flashed" their work to passersby. But did you know that most of the english words we use today we owe to traveling circuses?
- Ivory color tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
Nothing beats the feeling of doing an air on a skateboard. We've all been there, up on the vert ramp, shoulder to shoulder with the Hawk-man, doing the final drop in for gold, and you owe it all to this shirt.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
Shrooms, some people think it is short for "Shrimp-broom". Which would be a very specific type of broom for only sweeping up shrimp. They would be wrong, it is short for something totally different and not a billion dollar idea like a Shrimp/broom*
*note to self: trademark shrimp-broom.
- Chambray color t-shirt
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- INK based ink
- Comfort Colors blank
- Relax Fit
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From the mind and imagination of Mark Hoppus.
From the mind and imagination of Mark Hoppus.