TEES

One of the things that technology has ruined is cutting out letters from a magazine to make a ransom note. Kids will never know the satisfaction of hours spent arting and crafting the mystery ransom note to hide your identity and get away with the perfect crime. Sad. 

• White tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

“The funniest joke about topologists, is that they can’t tell the difference between a coffee mug and a donut.”

A topologist is someone who studies Topography, and that is the study of the forms and features of land surfaces. The topography of a coffee mug and a donut are basically the same when reverted into rudimentary topographical shapes. Hey, it's the best topographical joke you are going to read on this site. 

• Black tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

The Sword of justice, and the t-shirt of truth. The opening line from the movie they will mostly make after the studios see this graphic and ask the Ai computers to write the script for them. Quality movies coming soon.     

• Black tee
• Model wearing MEDIUM
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

There was a time when movies were all about huge creatures, monsters, people, blobs, that would attack the local metropolis. It was a simpler time when people were more easily entertained, and the idea of something normal made huge was really scary.   

• Black tee
• Model wearing MEDIUM
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

Did you know that the name "butterfly" refers to the ancient myth that butterflies steal butter, or they think the name comes from the yellow color of the butterfly's excrement? Now, those seem like wildly different ideas on how to name something. 

• Black tee
• Art by Burrito Breath
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed
  

Robots are here and it's time we make friends with our new AI overlords, Sure they work for us now, but a year from now...two years from now? The tables are turning and with this shirt they will know you're on their side.     

• Black tee
• Art by Burrito Breath
• Boxy Tee shape 
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• Prewashed

The only thing you can abstract from this design is how bad ass an octopus would look like brandishing a trident. Between the 8 arms, camouflage, blue blood and now weapon ready, you wouldn't stand chance.    

• Black tee 
• Limited Edition
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Prewashed
• Semi-fitted A-line shape