WOMEN

Bottles are usually used to transport liquids, and sometimes bottles are used for sending notes across an ocean. But that's it, bottles only have 2 uses.

• Sea Blue tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

Did you know that the name "butterfly" refers to the ancient myth that butterflies steal butter, or they think the name comes from the yellow color of the butterfly's excrement? Now, those seem like wildly different ideas on how to name something. 

• Black tee
• Art by Burrito Breath
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed
  

Robots are here and it's time we make friends with our new AI overlords, Sure they work for us now, but a year from now...two years from now? The tables are turning and with this shirt they will know you're on their side.     

• Black tee
• Art by Burrito Breath
• Boxy Tee shape 
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• Prewashed

Whatever happened to Tōne Loc?  His album Lōc-ed After Dark was phenomenal. Do you want know how many tries it took to spell phenomenal without spell check? no, you don't. 

• White tee
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Took 5 tries
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

The Sword of justice, and the t-shirt of truth. The opening line from the movie they will mostly make after the studios see this graphic and ask the Ai computers to write the script for them. Quality movies coming soon.     

• Black tee
• Model wearing MEDIUM
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

There was a time when movies were all about huge creatures, monsters, people, blobs, that would attack the local metropolis. It was a simpler time when people were more easily entertained, and the idea of something normal made huge was really scary.   

• Black tee
• Model wearing MEDIUM
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
• Prewashed

• BLACK tee 
• Limited edition design
• Made in the USA
• Water-based ink
• 30 singles weave
• 100% Cotton
• Prewashed
• Slim Fit 

John Belushi in an iconic role in an iconic film ironically wore a shirt simply saying COLLEGE whilst going to college. It was a statement and indictment on College. This shirt says OCTOPUS, but the meaning is the same. Erase student debt, education should be free. 

• BLACK tee 
• Limited edition design
• Made in the USA
• Water-based ink
• 30 singles weave
• 100% Cotton
• Prewashed
• Slim Fit (might want to size up)

The only thing you can abstract from this design is how bad ass an octopus would look like brandishing a trident. Between the 8 arms, camouflage, blue blood and now weapon ready, you wouldn't stand chance.    

• Black tee 
• Limited Edition
• Made in the USA
• Comes with 2 armholes
• Water-based ink
• 100% Cotton
• Prewashed
• Semi-fitted A-line shape