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Halloween comes but once a year, but this shirt? Is only available once in your lifetime. Yes, you read that right, only in your lifetime. Question: "can my future children buy this shirt? Are you even listening? NO! they will be born too late to purchase this. Only available now, and never again.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
Octopuses love to fight, that's a scientific fact, they will just reach out and punch a fish for no reason. We really should all try and get along, but let's be honest, we all know a fish that needs a smack.
- Sea Blue tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
PINKY! Our first ever vinyl toy now in soft cotton form.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
Looks like Pinky has a friend named Sky. Part of the vinyl toy collection tees.
- Heather Gray tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
You know what they say, "it's always summer somewhere". Live that summer life yo!
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water-based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
Words can't describe what you are looking at, not even your eyes can comprehend it's sheer beauty, it can only be fully appreciated with your heart. Let the Swamp Ape into your heart.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water & Glow-based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
California, known as the "sunshine state" or the "garden state". But we think it's time to update the slogan to the Octopus state. who's with us?
- Black tee
- Model wearing MEDIUM
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water-based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
One of the things that technology has ruined is cutting out letters from a magazine to make a ransom note. Kids will never know the satisfaction of hours spent arting and crafting the mystery ransom note to hide your identity and get away with the perfect crime. Sad.
- White tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
“The funniest joke about topologists, is that they can’t tell the difference between a coffee mug and a donut.”
A topologist is someone who studies Topography, and that is the study of the forms and features of land surfaces. The topography of a coffee mug and a donut are basically the same when reverted into rudimentary topographical shapes. Hey, it's the best topographical joke you are going to read on this site.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
The OUTDOORS, sometimes referred to as THE GREAT OUTDOORS, full of beautiful sunsets, gorgeous vistas, colorful rainbows, hungry bears, angry wolves, poisonous snakes. It's very hit and miss out there, you got to take the good with the vicious death dealing animals. So watch your back, your front, the skies...maybe just stay indoors.
- Artic tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
IYKTYK
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
the Konami Code: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
The octopus is a notorious exterior designer, on a HGTV level, taking extra care to create an appeasing "garden" to their homes in order to out do their neighbors. So they are a bit petty but we're here for it.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
Cubism is an early-20th century art movement that originated in Paris and revolutionized painting and the visual arts. Subjects are broken down and reassembled in abstract forms, often depicting objects or figures from multiple perspectives in the same picture. The result is paintings that appear fragmented and abstracted, with distinct planes, muted colors, and exaggerated geometric shapes. Nailed it.
- White tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
Pull up a seat, grab the popcorn, let's all gather round and hear the fascinating story of the history of the tin can. Developed in 1810, and well...that's it. Maybe not as fascinating as we thought when we first started writing this caption, really felt like it was going somewhere, feel like we let you down with this one.
- Black tee
- Model wearing MEDIUM
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water-based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
We already had a design called SHIELD, so that name was taken, out came the thinking caps. What else could we possibly call this shirt? Hours, days, weeks went by, what are we going to call this tee? And like all great things the night before the launch....laziness prevails!! Say hello to SHIELDY.
- Black tee
- Made in the USA
- Comes with 2 armholes
- Water-based ink
- 100% Cotton
- Body Length S/20" M/21" L/22" XL/23"
- Prewashed
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From the mind and imagination of Mark Hoppus.
From the mind and imagination of Mark Hoppus.